My January 2010 horoscope...

Your calendar overflowed with activity last month; so you didn’t get as much R and R as you would have liked. Take the first two weeks of the occidental New Year to nurture your own sweet self. Impose a strict personal curfew. Get a minimum of eight hours of shuteye every night. Cut back on coffee and cola. Boost your immune system with a daily multi-vitamin. Take a ‘mental health’ day from work and treat yourself to a long overdue three-day cozy weekend at home. Rent a couple of comedies. Start (and finish) that book you’ve been meaning to read. If you must travel, be extra vigilant until the 15th. Expect delays. If you drive a vehicle, don’t postpone tune-ups and oil changes. Double-check the spare tire in your trunk. Is it fully inflated? Or just barely breathing? Have you made your New Year’s resolutions yet? If not, don’t fret. Use the time over your long weekend to establish short and long-term goals for the impending, unpredictable Tiger year. Be prepared. The Tigers year comes bounding in on February 14th. Although planning isn’t a strong suit of Aries, now is the ideal time for you to hone this skill. Hasty action and poorly thought-out plans invite disaster in 2010. Also, be sure to include an updated budget that includes a ‘just-in-case’ fund. As the Ox Year comes to a close, maintain your momentum at work. Don’t take anything or anyone on the job for granted. Be on the lookout for potential business opportunities but avoid signing on the dotted line until after the New Moon on the 15th. Any ambiguities at work will become clear by the Full Moon on January 30th.

Sounds alright to me!